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If I told you to talk dirty to me, would you?

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clarknokent:

spaghettimonster42:

Are we all just going to pretend these shows weren’t apart of our childhood

Not at all, filmore was my shit!

(Source: spaghetti-star-lord, via greeklesbian)

How I feel about my post-graduation plans

wemustbefromthe90s:

whatshouldwecallme:

Freshman year:

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Sophomore year:
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Senior year: 

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But wearing black was the best decision

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

bikinipowerbottom:

"She’s really pretty for a black girl"

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“He’s really cool for a gay guy”

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“She’s doing really well for a woman”

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(via trust)

j5h:

i-yell-at-babies:

j5h:

kids who stare piss me off like do u wanna fight

almost beat up a 12 year old girl because she kept looking at me the other day, would’ve been worth it.

your url suits you quite well

(via cracks-me-up)

railroadsoftware:

(logs into my online account) nice, I’ve hacked it

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

improbablenormality:

humourous-misadventures:

megasilly:

You know what language I love? Welsh.

I mean

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how

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can you not 

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love

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this ridiculous

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amazing language?

you know our word for ‘microwave’ is ‘popty ping’, right?

this language is literally keysmashing

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

weavemunchers:

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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(via burgerkid)

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